Your customers ask ChatGPT where to shop. If it doesn't name you, they buy elsewhere.
With ads restricted for adult products, being recommended by AI assistants is one of the few growth channels you can still use. Our US$399 audit shows who ChatGPT recommends in your category, and sets up the basics so it can find and trust your store.
Get your audit for US$399Here’s what that looks like
The same shopper question, first without AI visibility, then with it.
Sound familiar?
- Ad accounts rejected, limited or shut down
- You rely on SEO and email, and growth has stalled
- When you ask ChatGPT where to shop in your category, it names someone else
What you get
- AI visibility & sentiment audit: where you're named, where you're not, and who's named instead
- Positioning brief
- Entity & schema setup, so AI systems can read who you are and what you do
- Knowledge Graph foundation
- llms.txt & ai.txt build
- Sitemap (Google & Bing)
- 1 key collection page rewritten so AI assistants can understand and quote it
- 10-page audit deck with your next steps, in plain English
- GA4 AI traffic setup, so you can see visits from AI assistants
Delivered in 14 days. One-off fee, no contract. Discreet: we never name clients without written permission.
Proof we can do it
Real AI answers, checked logged out. Click a screenshot to see it full size.
ChatGPT named it the top pick for "best shop for fantasy dildos in the UK", and for "best shop for dragon dildos online" it recommended it ahead of its main competitor (logged-out checks, 19 October 2026).
ChatGPT: "Best shop for fantasy dildos in the UK?"
Asked "Where is the best place to shop for a pup hood online?", ChatGPT listed it first and recommended it for hoods under £50 (logged-out check, 19 October 2026).
ChatGPT: "Best place to shop for a pup hood online?"
How it works
- Sign and pay securely. Short agreement, card payment by Stripe.
- Fill in a 5-minute form: your site, your main competitors and the access we need.
- Delivered within 14 days: your audit deck, plus the setup work done on your site.
Start a monthly plan within 30 days of delivery and the fee is credited to your first month.
Questions
Do you guarantee ChatGPT will recommend my store?
No. Nobody can honestly guarantee what an AI assistant will say. We fix what makes your store hard for AI to find, understand and trust, and show you clearly where you stand.
Will you show our products anywhere?
No. Our reports and marketing never show client products or name clients without written permission.
What access do you need?
A staff account on your store (for example Shopify Settings, Users), and Google Search Console if you have it. We'll ask in the short form after you pay.
What happens after the audit?
You keep the deck and the work done on your store. You can follow the next steps yourself, or we can do them through a monthly plan. Start within 30 days of delivery and the audit fee is credited to your first month.
Can I get a refund?
Payments are non-refundable once work has started. The full terms are linked at the bottom of this page.